Bingo Jokes to make you Smile
Bingo Card This guy had a very attractive wife, who always wanted clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off. One day his wife came home with a diamond necklace. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied, "I won it at bingo."
The next night she came home with a mink coat. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied, "I won it at bingo."
The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied, "Look!! Don't keep asking where I get my things!! Go upstairs and run my bath for me!!"
His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub. The wife asked, "How come you put so little water in the tub?"
He replied, "I didn't want to wet your bingo card!"
Full Card 2 old men are playing Bingo in the church, John and Tom. John keeps looking over Tom's shoulder saying: "you've got that number, mark it off, you've got that number mark it off." After doing this for quite some time Tom gets annoyed and says: "why don't you do your own card?" Whereupon John answers: "I can't it's full!"
The 10 commandments of Bingo - Thou shall not sit in thy neighbors lucky seat.
- Thou shall not stare at thy neighbors card.
- Thou shall not take the Callers name in vain.
- Thou shall not call false "Bingo".
- Thou shall not wish bad luck on thy neighbor.
- Thou shall not threaten to kill the "Caller".
- Thou shall not steal thy husband's money for Bingo.
- Thou shall not brag about how much thou hast won.
- Thou shall not whine about how much thou hast lost.
- Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's winnings.